Turbo Button: The Zombocalypse is Neigh

Friday, April 16, 2010

The Zombocalypse is Neigh

http://deadspin.com/5518706/last-nights-winner-not-this-guy

The first official zombie attack of the upcoming Zombaclypse commenced Wednesday, as what appears to be a Boomer from Left 4 Dead vomited all over a little girl at a Phillies game. If you'll excuse me I need to get my hands on a frying pan.

*picture from deadspin

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The Zombocalypse is Neigh

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