It Tried to Eat My Cellphone...He Ran Away

I think the title of this post provides a pretty amazing microcosm of everything that is going on in this song. The song would lose NOTHING by keeping the third person neutral "it" in tact by saying "it tried to eat my cellphone...it ran away;" but through the miracle of awful song writing, we are given a song where literally every word is fucking insane. If I were to give this a score in direct violation of Turbo Button policy, it would easily get a 15,000 out of 10. Any further attempt at analyzing this thing would only serve to undermine its utter brilliance. Just watch it again.