I was told by a game insider that the new Killzone was very well made. The professional compared the experience of playing the game to a "fellatio party."
Sounds like a must buy.
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The site to go when you got nowhere else to turn. The three Gentlemen, and I stress the word "GENTLEMEN" have decided that the internet is empty of proper game/video/life/comedic feature web sites. Although that is in fact not true, what is true is that these sites often get taken over by what can only be described as "nerd bulllies" so into the topic that they lose sight of the point of the whole thing. TURBOBUTTON allows the ramblings of the earth's most premier experts on random shit and provides a place for anyone to comment upon and talk about said shit without fear of being out "nerded" by others. If other internet gaming sites are like a fine wine that requires a sophisticated pallate and allows for snobbery this web site is more like fried-baloney and High Life.
HOW IS Turbo Button
There are TWO Main Systems for Reviews
(1) Video Game Reviews do not have numbers/stars/hats/foir gras ratings
There is no reason to have a number associated with a game that you review. It tells you nothing and is not helpful. It is a random term assigned to a description taht does not capture the product or experience beneath. our reviews thus have NO rating. They will however be descriptive and will condense all relavant opinion on teh subject. If we don't like it you will kjknow, if you fdind you like the things we like you are in good shape. For the sake of banality we will assign a random ammount of things to any review. The worse/better the thing the worse/better the game.
(2) Movie/Film/TV/Anime Reviews
Also do not have numbers. See above. ALSO they are easier to rate since we can just gather clips and shows them to you with our snappy commentary.
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
This site will also host and operate as a dump for any sort of random thought that comes into our well groomed heads. The feautres will be sepearately listed as such and will most likley be on teh folliwng topis "Philly Sports" "90's Anime" "Metal"
"Radio" and/or "Booze". This will further operate as a dump area for pictures and video.
Forums
(1) We personally are members of a few video game related forums
(2) They grind on our brains because people can't act civil to one another and often use Japanese phrases when talking about Streetfighter despite the fact I know they live in Nebraska
(3) Our forums will have none of these things in them. They will operate mostly as a meeting place for people who read the site to either. Further talk about/share the articles OR to rip us or one another. But if we see one person refer to M. Bison as Dictator we will lose it.
(4) In reality the forums will be like the Wild West, so man up and get in there.
(5) We also really like the idea of a community so If this thing ever gets going the forums will be the place to organize community events.
PODCASTS (Under Construction)
We will do a podcast every Sunday night which will include the ability to call in and will mostly be based around video games/news/movies/scrapple
EMAIL US
The site to go when you got nowhere else to turn. The three Gentlemen, and I stress the word "GENTLEMEN" have decided that the internet is empty of proper game/video/life/comedic feature web sites. Although that is in fact not true, what is true is that these sites often get taken over by what can only be described as "nerd bulllies" so into the topic that they lose sight of the point of the whole thing. TURBOBUTTON allows the ramblings of the earth's most premier experts on random shit and provides a place for anyone to comment upon and talk about said shit without fear of being out "nerded" by others. If other internet gaming sites are like a fine wine that requires a sophisticated pallate and allows for snobbery this web site is more like fried-baloney and High Life.
HOW IS Turbo Button
There are TWO Main Systems for Reviews
(1) Video Game Reviews do not have numbers/stars/hats/foir gras ratings
There is no reason to have a number associated with a game that you review. It tells you nothing and is not helpful. It is a random term assigned to a description taht does not capture the product or experience beneath. our reviews thus have NO rating. They will however be descriptive and will condense all relavant opinion on teh subject. If we don't like it you will kjknow, if you fdind you like the things we like you are in good shape. For the sake of banality we will assign a random ammount of things to any review. The worse/better the thing the worse/better the game.
(2) Movie/Film/TV/Anime Reviews
Also do not have numbers. See above. ALSO they are easier to rate since we can just gather clips and shows them to you with our snappy commentary.
FEATURES FEATURES FEATURES
This site will also host and operate as a dump for any sort of random thought that comes into our well groomed heads. The feautres will be sepearately listed as such and will most likley be on teh folliwng topis "Philly Sports" "90's Anime" "Metal"
"Radio" and/or "Booze". This will further operate as a dump area for pictures and video.
Forums
(1) We personally are members of a few video game related forums
(2) They grind on our brains because people can't act civil to one another and often use Japanese phrases when talking about Streetfighter despite the fact I know they live in Nebraska
(3) Our forums will have none of these things in them. They will operate mostly as a meeting place for people who read the site to either. Further talk about/share the articles OR to rip us or one another. But if we see one person refer to M. Bison as Dictator we will lose it.
(4) In reality the forums will be like the Wild West, so man up and get in there.
(5) We also really like the idea of a community so If this thing ever gets going the forums will be the place to organize community events.
PODCASTS (Under Construction)
We will do a podcast every Sunday night which will include the ability to call in and will mostly be based around video games/news/movies/scrapple
EMAIL US
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